So there's alot of merchandise out there for movies -t-shirts, books, games, mugs, toys etc. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are just afew of the items that if we could get hold off- we'd buy them just like that.

• A proper lightsabre. Yeah, even since we saw it take off a hand in that cantina we've all wanted one- dont lie. You'll start fights in the street just because you've found someone else with one, you'll no longer have to make the noises yourself and you'll be able to have it in a number of colours. Every geeks dream would be achieved and light sabre fights would be common place everywhere. Try very hard not to sever your own limb off in the process.
• The DeLorean car from Back to the future. Yup, the time travelling care from the Back to the future movies, Everyone would love the oppitunity to change something in their past- now here's their chance. but if everyone bought one time would keep changing every time someone went back and the whole solar system would blow up. Nah, just kidding, but in changing the past, how much would we affect the future? Plus with the 80's retro fad in full swing, that is one damn cool car to be seen in.
• The Hellraiser Lament configuration box. Yes, Satan's answer to the Rubix cube will result in you having a visit from Pinhead, but that makes it perfect for getting rid of those unwanted guest and bill collectors. Doug in accounting getting that promotion ahead of you? Not now their not. Everyone trying to get in your way now gets a one way trip -south of the equator. Be careful that in your boredom you dont find yourself picking it up, this is one paperweight that can be murder.

Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?

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